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one time at starbucks on my cup they wrote “fuck i can’t remember your name”
OMG IM CRYING my 11 year old brother was getting in trouble and I heard my dad say “you know what it is” and my brother said “black and yellow’ I’m laughing so hard
- english boys: U ALRIGHT LUV
- australian boys: oi give us a gob cunt
- american boys: whaddup shawty you lookin good winna winna chicken dinna hellz yeah lets get naked
- arab guys: you want to make friendship
The Ballad Of The Salad - “Sunshine”
MY LIFE
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best actor in the world.
